So I just watched a movie. It’s….a weird movie. Yet, I enjoyed it. So I decided to unleash my excitement on my friend Corey. This will give you a pretty solid idea what you’re in for. Expect the full review tomorrow!
There’s spoilers in them thar hills! Buyer Beware!
ccriswell: I just watched this
it’s a pretty bad movie, plot makes fuck all sense for the most part
I liked it
ccriswell: so the chick is in teh beginning of teh film. she’s pregnant, gets her head wacked off by somebody with an axe. we don’t know who it was
Corey: IT WAS THE GIMP IT WAS THE GIMP
ccriswell: 10 years later some other dude. Fed up with his job, underpaid. he’s with a client. Client says ‘you deserve better, go meet with this head hunter chick’ she’ll gets you a new job
he does, she gets him a new job on the grave yard shift. ghosts show up, etc. gotta find the head gotta find the head
Corey: i’m sensing a trend. chick gets head whacked off. head hunter. grave yard shift.
ccriswell: he finds out the guy who referred him to her was the axeman, he’s feeding her body’s to kill more or less. he’s hidden her head, she’s trying to get these people that get sent to her to hide find her head
no clue why she’s getting them corporate jobs in the insurance industry
except for the guy sent her his insurance agent
so I guess convenient for him? i dunno. but the only connection is ‘headhunter’ as in corporate recruiter and she’s looking for her head
Corey: SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF
ccriswell: then you get to the end and WHAM outta fuckin’ no where SHES EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
She’s a witch! Don’t find her head, she’s gonna give birth to the devil’s kid!
Corey: Wow, that’s kinda outta the blue.
ccriswell: EVIL EVIL EVIL! In comes zombie lady starts giving birth to devil baby
ccriswell: no lead up to her being evil whatsoever
except for she’s got a tattoo that matches the keyring the guy gave the insurance dude, and some professor told him it’s some persian evil fertility thing
Corey: Oh, well that explains it.
and that was a….2 minute scene at the halfway mark
Corey: It’s obvious. How could you NOT pick up on the clues?
ccriswell: BUT SHE’S EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!
it’s your JOB..
to pay attention to these things